This is a joke I found on Funtoosh.com
Just know that the love I have for you
Is not to be put in a stack or queue
Like a variable in an infinite loop
Be in my heart always and never stop
My heart is like a port, unread,
and the love I have has only one thread
You are in my heart's RAM and not in the cache
So if you won't respond, my heart will crash.
Like an application that is stand alone,
I'm a programmer who earns a lot on my own
And my request is clear, without any encryption
And hope it is not void, that you return.
If Java can be linked with C
Or if e-mails can be sent for free
Why on earth can't you and me
<BR>For the rest of our life time together be"